God: I need you to do this thing.

Me: (whining) There has to be someone more qualified than me to do this thing.

God: No, you are the one.

Me. (again…whining) but why? I don’t want to.

God: You can choose not to do it, but the consequences are my choice.

Me: ugh….(stomps foot) no I will not do it.

God: As you wish….