God: I need you to do this thing.
Me: (whining) There has to be someone more qualified than me to do this thing.
God: No, you are the one.
Me. (again…whining) but why? I don’t want to.
God: You can choose not to do it, but the consequences are my choice.
Me: ugh….(stomps foot) no I will not do it.
God: As you wish….